Review: 10 Function Remote Control Bullet

Pipedream Products is one of those companies that I think will be around for a long time. They have a lot of versatile products and can reach the most vanilla of couples to those who want to broaden their sexual horizons. I think this 10 Function Remote Control Bullet would be a great addition to anyone’s toy box. The bullet is small, cute, and compact but don’t let its small size fool you. The bullet itself is 1.5 inches long, and with the addition of the retrival cord, it makes it five inches long. This bullet is tiny but has nice buzzy vibrations that are sure to stimulate and arouse you. Paired with this bullet is of course a remote control.  The remote control’s wireless capatiblity is what makes this toy so arousing and fun to have around. Now you can easily bring your playtime out of the bedroom and let your inner exhibitionist out.

This bullet is made out of soft plastic, specificially PU coated plastic. The material is very silky soft and has no smell to it at all. The texture is so smooth, there is little stimulation by texture but it slides in so easily and has no give. This texture is perfect for beginners and advanced users alike. I love how smooth it is. I could easily slide this into my panties in public so easily without anybody any the wiser! This bullet is water proof and  phthalates free. So feel free to get wild and crazy in the water with this one.

This toy is very discreet and has been easily packed inside my purse. When we’re out, he carries the remote in his pocket and it does not take up much space at all. Sexy and stealthy at the same time. The vibrations are controlled by two buttons: an on/off switch and a button that looks like a fast forward button a VCR. There are ten different vibration patterns with ranges such as: throbbing, long drawn out bzzing and a more rapid intense throbbing and bzzing combo. Keep in mind as you up the pattern, the louder the toy becomes. Also, there is no back or rewind so you will either have to turn it off, or go through the cycle of all of them again. These vibrations are very rumbly but they aren’t earth-shattering, so if you have a less then sensitive clit this might not do anything for you.

If you enjoy shallow penetration, this bullet  can be used for that, but since it is so small it works best for clitoral stimulation. Be careful of the retrieval cord, it seems decent enough quality but let’s not test that. I would advise against using this anally because of the lack of a flared base. Don’t let that stop you though! Slip it against your panties and let your partner have a little control. You can also use it on other sensitive areas like nipples or testicles. Have fun with the little secret you and your partner are keeping.

PU plastic is very easy to care for. Simply wash it with warm water and soap, or toy cleaner and you’re good to go. Use only water or silicone based lubes with it. After use, I store the bullet with my other toys. This bullet requires 1 12V (N battery) & 6 AG13 (button) batteries, which are included. Use these batteries sparingly, and remove them if you don’t intend to use it again right away.

You can pick up your own 10 Function Remote Control Bullet from Relaxation Inc.

 

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I sold my soul

Dun, Dun, Dun! 

Okay, maybe I exaggerated just a little in the title. I still have possession of my soul and gathered up enough cash to pay the rent… by selling my furniture and various smaller things. I actually didn’t sell all that much, since the majority of the cash came from a friend that I hadn’t thought about asking but I did sell a few things.  I realized there was no way I would have had enough time, or space, to move everything (into my friends garage) and posted up a bunch of classified ads before heading to bed last night.

Most of the people who came by to look at things were just what you would expect; They came, they saw, they left. One young man, who had actually only come for one of the items I was giving away for free, ended up buying several things and overall made my day. Not because he bought things, but because he hung around talking to me for a while and seemed genuinely concerned. He asked why I was selling/giving things away and I’m fairly certain he only bought the stuff because he knew I needed the money.

Not everyone was friendly. A few people sent nasty emails in response to my ads, but I shrugged them off. The entire issue isn’t resolved, since I still need to deal with the bank and possibly the police (more on that later), but not having to be evicted lifted a huge weight off my shoulders!

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So what’s going on here?

Whoa there. Where do I even begin? It’s been a rough few months, but the last couple of weeks have taken the cake by far. I’ve dealt with a lot of crap over the years, and this one honestly just blows me away.

First off: There is a lot of information that I simply cannot post here, so if you can’t quite connect the dots… well, apologies in advance.

Let me give a tiny bit of back story here before I go on with the drama. I’m the type of person who will help others before helping myself. I tend to have my quirks, and come off as submissive-yet-intimidating when my confidence level is at it’s highest. At it’s lowest, anxiety takes over and leaves me fearful and timid. People who don’t know me generally avoid me, but the few that have managed to break through my walls will tell you I’m one of the nicest people they know.

I also make it through each month on less income than anyone I know.

So this lifelong friend of the family, who I didn’t personally know very well starts coming around. She’s nearly my opposite personality wise and I knew right from the beginning that she was trouble, but out of respect couldn’t make anything of it. I tuned her out when needed, and learned to tolerate her without pulling out any hair.

In the beginning, she would talk highly of her boyfriend; about how he gave her a massage every night, take care of her needs, was an excellent father, and generally all the things that a boyfriend should be doing. Things started tapering off after that, she would have stories of a new argument between them nearly every day. She didn’t share all the details of the arguments, but was dead set that she was right-he was wrong-and there was no other way to look at it. When I say they argued, they are the type of people who regularly called the cops on one another when they argued.

They were having an ongoing argument about whatever, and the boyfriend moved out. She came to me, saying she had these checks that he had presigned for her and wanted me to cash them in my bank account. My account does not place a hold and wait for checks to clear – the cash can be withdrawn immediately.

In total she withdrew $2000 from my bank account, swearing to me that there was no way that these checks would bounce. I wasn’t comfortable doing it, and originally said no but it obviously didn’t work out the way I wanted (did I mention that I’m also easily intimidated?). I’m betting you’ve already guessed this by now (or maybe you read about it on the EdenFantasys forums) but yes, the checks did bounce.

She insisted that when her boyfriend found out that she cashed the checks, that he showed up at her house to take the cash from her. She kept telling me I had to wait until she could talk some reason into him on paying the money back, and then she finally said I would get the money on (this past) Thursday for sure. Thursday comes around, and when asked if she had the money she said “maybe tomorrow”. That was it. We decided to contact her boyfriend to see what was up, only to find out that he knew nothing about any checks at all. She signed his name on the checks. Furthermore, the checks were for an account that she knew had been closed some time ago.

Turns out, she did take money from his actual account. Quite a bit more than what she took from mine. And she spent it all on fucking crack. No one in the family even knew she had a problem.

I’ve been evicted from my house because I couldn’t pay the rent, I need to be out by tomorrow afternoon. (OMG) My bank account is overdrawn by over $2000 and I can’t see any way that I can recover from it. I’m a nervous wreck and my mind is spinning with the possibilities of what the future will hold. I tend to just stop thinking about things that stress me out, which is why I’m bad for putting things off for months without even realizing how much time has passed. I have managed to make it through every obstacle in the past, and am sure I will somehow make it through this one too but DAMN! How does somebody do this to another person and still feel good about themselves?

Despite all this, I’ve decided to go ahead and help another family this Holiday season through Eden Gives Back. You can find all the details about the local charity I’m teaming up with and follow along with what I will be doing over the next couple of weeks on the forums here. EdenFantasys gift cards and points can be donated until December 13th by emailing: Sam @ edenfantasys.com with a subject line of Eden Gives Back Christmas donations.

Some reviews will be coming soon, sitting and writing this was quite therapeutic. I’ll also be putting up a giveaway in the next couple of days, exciting! Right? Right?

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Pleasurists #139


Parasol by coldmarble

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

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TMI Tuesday: July 19, 2011

Ok, this is my first time playing TMI Tuesday. Seems like fun!

REGRETS

1. What was the last thing you regret buying?

A toddler bed for my daughter. It’s gorgeous. At least it looks like it is in the picture on the box. I still haven’t set it up, partially because I don’t have room for it, and partially because I have yet to buy a mattress for it. I’m sure if I ever do set it up before she gets too big for it I’ll love it, but she is 2 and a half now. Maybe I should sell it and get some money back?

2. What was the last sex toy you regret buying?

This is a tough one. I buy a lot, but I’m very picky about what I buy. Right now, I’m going to say the Nobessence Fling. It’s a great toy and all, but it doesn’t do a whole lot for me. Certainly not enough to warrant the huge price tag when the handmade wooden toy I got from Knotty Wood Arts is just as good at a fraction of the cost.

3. Briefly describe a time that you had sex, and you should not have. Why did you do it?

The first time I had sex. A boy I had been hanging around with for a while wrapped his arm around my back and called me “his girl”. In that moment it felt so good for someone to think of me in that way that I would have done anything he wanted, and I did. He started leading me towards the bed, I played dumb and asked him what he was doing. I can’t remember what his response was, but I knew exactly what he was doing. We continued dating for a few months, but he was never the type of guy I could see myself with in the long run and we mutually agreed to just stop talking to one another.

4. If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be?

I don’t think I would want to stay one age forever! Every age has it’s ups and downs.

5. A good friend’s significant other flirts with you; would you tell your good friend?

It would depend on who the friend is. Most of the people I know do regularly flirt with me and anyone else who happens to be around so I generally shrug it off or flirt back. If a friend specifically asked for me to report back to them, then I would. Otherwise it probably wouldn’t even occur to me that they had done anything wrong. (There is a big difference between flirting and making a move!)

6. What is your greatest professional regret? For example: Promotions you did not accept; Internship opportunities you did not pursue; Inventions/ideas you did not share.

Not graduating High School. Yup, I’m a High School dropout. I had my first child when I was in grade 10, and my second in grade 11. I completed grade 11, hauling my two baby boys with me, but after summer break I never went back. Thankfully, I’ve never had an employer ask for proof when I check off “Graduated High School”. If I had known that people win Scholarships at graduation, I would have stuck it through. By then I was convinced since there was no savings for me, that there was no possibility of going to University. Why didn’t they tell us people win Scholarships? I totally would have won one.

BonusWhat is your biggest regret?

Not moving in with my Dad when he asked me to. If I had, he might not have gotten as bad as he did (He was a hoarder and an alcoholic), and I might have been able to keep him out of a nursing home. (And thus, he would not have died at the age of 69.) I miss him every single day.

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